I Have Yet to Title Zhis.

All was quiet in the subway; it was the weekends – but strangely enough, no one wanted to challenge. Of course, that left Ingo and Emmett to their own devices, and Ingo knew that somehow or another, Emmett was going to blow something up. Having lived with the crazy-psycho for the majority (read: all) of his life; it was only a matter of time, so Ingo decided to head out into Nimbasa – partially for some peace and quiet, and partially for a cappuccino.

However, his departure was not fast enough, as soon he spotted a Joltik on his sleeve. He frowned; and tried to pull the little bug pokémon off, to ensure a safe escape, only to be met with a jolt of electricity and a major headache.

"Bruder!!!" someone screamed across the way, and Ingo froze. The only one who dared to call him 'Bruder' and still lived was…

"Vhy didn't you vait for mir?" whined Emmet; his perpetual happiness always wanted Ingo to smash his bruder's face in. But he never did. Why? Because then it would be a pain to find a replacement, and his bruder was rather good at making people think twice; as his beaming smile always threw them off.

"Vhat for, I vas merely going zuh café." was his simple reply. What was with Emmet always wanting to go with him to the most mundane places? Didn't he have his own ways of entertaining himself besides challenging the workers to a battle when the station was deserted? Then he remembered why there were no challengers, and sighed despondently.

Leave it to Emmet– and that Fräulein and her pansy of a boyfriend – to destroy the subway. Yet, looking at his bruder's smile, Ingo couldn't help but grudgingly let him tag along. "As long as you don't make a fool of yourself." He muttered, already knowing the outcome of this venture.


"Oh, Bruder, can ve go ride zhe ferris wheel?" Emmet asked, his eyes shining as they passed the amusement park. Ingo sighed, knowing that arguing with Emmet was a bad idea, but for the sake of arguing he did.

"Nein"

"But vhy not bruder," Emmet whined, sometimes his bruder was too mean to look at the bright and insignificant things in life! Like riding ferris wheels! "Zhere isn't much of a line! Look – only one person is in line now!" Ingo sighed. He hated when Emmet kept pestering about one thing or another.

"Fine… but after zhis, ve are going to zuh café." Emmet cheered.

"Ja, ja – zhe café! Ferris wheel here I come!" Emmet raced over to the amusement park, with Ingo trailing behind unhappily. All he wanted was his bloody cappuccino and then find a quiet place to read. Was it that much to ask for? Honestly, Emmet sometimes did the most obnoxious things… his eyes widen as his bruder careened into a young woman who was waiting for her turn.

"Emmet," Ingo reprimanded sharply, as he helped her up. "Zhat is not how ve treat visitors to zhis city. Apologize!" Emmet began to babble apologies, while Ingo glared at his bruder. Dummkopf, Ingo thought irritated. This day was just getting worse and worse.  

"It's alright," the young woman said with a smile. "I was actually waiting for a friend to get off so we can go already." Ingo blinked.

"To vhere," Emmet asked, "Ve're going to zhe café after riding the ferris wheel!" Ingo felt like strangling Emmet. There was no need to bother a complete stranger.

"Some café; to meet up with some friends of hers," The young woman rolled her eyes. "She's determined to annoy me with finding some sort of person to rely on; when my pokémon are all I need." Suddenly; she froze and looked up to the pink car that was second highest on the left. Ingo and Emmet followed her gaze to find that there was a blond who looked extremely happy and her eyes were shining.

"Verdammt" she swore, and the bruders stared at her. "I better run for it now. 'Bye!" she ran off, and they noticed that the green rope around her neck was actually a Serperior that looked slightly annoyed. Soon, the bruders were left alone, the girl on the ferris wheel having taken off as soon as she reached the end of the ride after the strange person.

"Zhat –" Ingo began, but Emmet cut in.

"— Vas awesome, vasn't it bruder?! Comon' lets go after zhem!"

"But zuh café…" But his words were lost on Emmet, who took after the two young women, leaving Ingo to only roll his eyes and follow.

"I swear, if zhat Fräluein and her pansy show up, I'm going to strangle him for zhis…"