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Dear Princess Peach,
It's-a me again, your ever-so-faithful plumber, Mario.
I just wanted to tell you that after all the shenanigans you've forced me to go through over the years really isn't worth the money I'm rewarded with anymore. I'm tired of having to go save you time after time from a lousy, lame-ass turtle who can't tell what time of day it is. I'm tired of being forced through fields, seas – sometimes outer space! – of Koopa's, Goomba's, and other enemies that Bowser-the-lame-turtle sends after me.
I'm tired of being forced into going into castle after castle, fighting Bowser's many siblings; and even Bowser Jr. (How in the world did that kid get conceived?) through every game. Do you know how many 1-Ups and restarts I've been forced to go through just to save your Royal-Pain-in-the-Ass?
A lot
Save yourself for once.
Love,
Mario.
It's-a me again, your ever-so-faithful plumber, Mario.
I just wanted to tell you that after all the shenanigans you've forced me to go through over the years really isn't worth the money I'm rewarded with anymore. I'm tired of having to go save you time after time from a lousy, lame-ass turtle who can't tell what time of day it is. I'm tired of being forced through fields, seas – sometimes outer space! – of Koopa's, Goomba's, and other enemies that Bowser-the-lame-turtle sends after me.
I'm tired of being forced into going into castle after castle, fighting Bowser's many siblings; and even Bowser Jr. (How in the world did that kid get conceived?) through every game. Do you know how many 1-Ups and restarts I've been forced to go through just to save your Royal-Pain-in-the-Ass?
A lot
Save yourself for once.
Love,
Mario.
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2) To dry the tears from my eyes when you don't
3) To blow my nose and try again tomorrow
4) To keep in my pocket just in case
5) To dab my lipstick before our date
6) To fix my mascara after you say you love me
7) To clean my glasses and see the truth on your collar
8) To wipe the crap off of your lips when you swear I'm the only one
9) To use every roll to cover your house in blankets of white
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I am.
I am the person who lives.
I am the person who loves.
I am the girl who cries to sleep at night, wishing I could be prettier.
I am the boy who is trying to live up to everyone else's expectations other than my own.
I am the invisible who linger in the hallways.
I am the person who bullies to feel better.
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I am the daughter who works at fifteen because my parents can't.
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She was the Thief Girl with no faith and half a heart, and she didn't care if they never ever saw her soul anyway. She was almost content in the half broken life she had created for herself. Her fingers were always drenched in ink, her mind was always preoccupied with her treasure. Words stolen from conversations, from homes, from mouths that didn't need to speak any more.
She found the Lost Boy somewhere in an alley of poetry and a war of lyrics, fighting for his life with a broken piano and a worn tuxedo. She stole him before the bass viols, the gleaming guitars and the thrashing drums could kill him.
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This is for laughs and general humour. If you don't like it; don't comment.
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Seriously, don't you ever wonder if Mario get's sick and tired of having to go save Princess Peach?
I mean; the guy's been through the same plot device over and over; give him a break, no? 
Mario & Co. © Nintendo
Edit:
I finally get on tonight and what is this, 50+ faves and 600+ views? Seriously guys?
It's just something that I wrote at random while listening to Descendants of Erdrick.
Just... wow. Thanks, I guess.
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Seriously, don't you ever wonder if Mario get's sick and tired of having to go save Princess Peach?
I mean; the guy's been through the same plot device over and over; give him a break, no? Mario & Co. © Nintendo
Edit:
I finally get on tonight and what is this, 50+ faves and 600+ views? Seriously guys?
It's just something that I wrote at random while listening to Descendants of Erdrick.Just... wow. Thanks, I guess.
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She'll probably go for Luigi now too... awesome!